Tim Tebow's The Wide World of Jorts
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The Wide World of Jorts
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of jorts… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… This is the Wide World of Jorts!
Jorts come in all styles and sizes, from the cutoff. to the hemmed formal jort onto the waaaay too tight nut huggers. A proponent of jorts, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is not shy about rocking them whether he's in the classroom, on the field or assuming the missionary position in the Philippines. This slideshow features Tim modeling some of his favorite flavors of jorts.
Enjoy Tim's Wide World of Jorts, aka Tim Tebow Rocks the Jorts, Of Course, Volume Two.
The Classic "Heisman" Jort
Tim has made this his bread and butter. Grabbing jorted babies and showing them how the big boys do it. Tim is currently lobbying the Downtown Athletic Club to have bronzed jorts added to the trophy...
"Leaky Championship" Jorts
Jort friends reunited at the 2008 National Championship Celebration at Florida Field. Chris Leak getting in on some of the jort action. Chris prefers the longer jorts to Tim's carefree stylings...
The "Hanging with the Boys" Jorts
Just kicking it on a Saturday once your season is thoroughly over? Grab some comfortable cutoffs and rock the shirt of the school you should have gone to. He's pointing in the direction of classyville....which apparently is not where he's currently at...
The "Rivals" Jorts
Tim should break out the "Heisman Jort" pose to show him who's boss when it comes to award winning style. Sam, on the other hand, is doing the appropriate thing by merely laughing at him...
The "Low Five" Jort
Beeming after a win? After a long game winning drive be sure to share your happiness with friends and foes alike with a bunch of Low Fives. And what a cooler way to do it with a victory lap in your "Low Five" jorts. They just scream aborted championship season...
The "Pickup" Jort
So you, Riley and Brantley want to go run some rock at the gym? What to wear, what to wear...
Nothing says we're here to win like "Pickup" jorts. The compliment the obligatory sleeveless half shirt perfectly, and nothing says team unity like matching sets of them...
"Championship" Jorts
You've just won the National Championship (pretend it's like 2006 or 2008), and how to you celebrate at mid-field? In your "Championship" jorts, of course, of course.
"Under Center" Jorts
Florida gets hot. Let's face it. But football practice doesn't have to be a burden in your "Under Center" jorts. Light, cool, cutoff and an attention getter (see teammates), "Under Center" jorts gives you the flexibility you need to be #5 in the nation...
The "Key West" Jort
The look on Tim's face says it all. You know you have the room's attention when you saunter into a room in these babies. Wow...
"Too Much Information" Jorts
Hey man, however you wanna spend your freetime...
"The Dream Is Over" Jorts
Chuck Norris introduced Tim to "The Dream Is Over Jorts". Chuck had heard that Tim had been using some of his best lines and felt he need to be reminded that he's Tim Tebow. Tim...the dream is over...
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I think you need to start worrying about your coaches really bizzare obsession with his FORMER quarteback. Coach Meyer, I know you’re hurting, but Timmy is gone and I sure you’ll find another someday. Cold showers and prayer will get you through this coach
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Hilarious stuff. Good photoshop work. At least I hope it's photoshop.
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Shuddering to think of this year's Broncos quarterback picture...Orton, Quinn, and Mr. Tim sporting their stonewashed, mile-high jorts! Absolutely hilarious!
Of course, McDaniels has yet to announce this years new QB coach for the Denver squad...none other than Reno police officer Lt. Jim Dangle!
Cheers!
-Booker
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