Thousands of men in the panhandle of Florida just qualified the difference between a doll and an action figure with the inception, albeit probably pretty illegally, of the Tim Tebow Action Figure.  For a paltry sum you can have hours of fun fending off the wanting come hither looks of many a Gainesville maiden (well done Clay) and all the while vanquishing foes throughout the south…including whoever voted against him for All-SEC 1st team (its totally Spurrier).  Bible and foreskin of a young Filipino boy sold separately.  

More of the glorious Tim Tebow action figure pose down after the jump.