From JimRome.com: http://www.jimrome.com/home/articles/article_3.html

Speaking of the Gators, no sooner than Tim Tebow called Urb’s S.I. cover shot ridiculous, he himself appeared in an even crazier G.Q. spread. However, there’s something missing in this picture and I can’t put my finger on it. He has his Gator pants….he’s in the swamp…he’s dropping back to pass…he has his eye black. So what is it….wait a minute! He’s shirtless! Jungle staffer and former Real World cast member and Days Of Our Lives soap hunk Kyle Brandt thinks that’s out of line.

First, A-Rod made out with himself…then Mark Sanchez channeled the Hoff’…and now this.

And think that’s over the top?! Check the article that accompanies the pics: “…Tebow is 6 feet three and 245 pounds, all thick polygons and smooth flat planes and inescapable corn-fed handsomeness.” Whoa! (Ear muffs!) Is this Gentleman’s Quarterly or Danielle Steele?! I’ve always had his back. And defended him against all the haters and backlash asking what’s this guy ever done? Other than win, lead, and be a great role model. That said, his “corn fed handsomeness” being inescapable is pretty much indefensible. You’re on your own with that one Timmy.

Also, dude doesn’t just have muscle; he’s rocking polygons! What’s next, are his pecs convex? Are we taking about a college quarterback or A.P. geometry?

Again, Tim…I’m not here to hate. It’s not your fault other people write about your inescapable “corn-fed handsomeness”. And all you’ve ever done is the right thing. Well, until now, when you went shirtless. Then again, if the rest of us were rocking “polygon” and “smooth flat planes”, we probably would too.