Well, SEC Media Days have come and gone with them some interesting revelations, pardon the pun, have surfaced.  A reporter for Fanhouse, Clay Travis, had the guts to ask a question most only consider appropriate for one-on-one interviews, if at all. With all the bible-thumping that Tebow does publically, where it’s unsolicited, a reporter asked him whether he practiced what he preached.  After all, he IS a top football talent, and is pursued and adored by females across the state of Florida.  And Tebow, who appears to have thought about how he would answer this questions if ever posed, said yes, he indeed is saving himself for marriage.

Really.

This guy must some willpower.  Or, has a different definition of what a virgin is.  Everyday this guy has some of the campus’ hottest tail chase him around, asking for hugs, pictures or more; and his 20-year old mind doesn’t yearn for just a little lovin’?  Especially a home-schooled one, who likely didn’t get exposed to the vast number of girls that someone who is in the public school system might.  I would say he’d have the hairiest palms ever, but it’s hard to win (or lose) a Heisman with those.  That means, there must be something else to this.

This didn’t seem to add up.  All this tail…and putting himself in the position to be around it constantly, and still not getting any?  I figured I’d chase down an expert to help out whether this could be true.  Even hardcore Catholics can be good role models even if they are getting some on the side.  I just don’t see the two as mutually exclusive.

I chased down (Touchdown) Jesus and asked him what he thought of Tebow, and his dedication to the religion.   “Jesus, what a pussy”, he scoffed.  “I set him up like this, and this is what he does with it?  I might as well just have created another Danny Wuerffel” he said with a sigh.

He later sarcastically added “Hey Tim!  I won’t tell if you don’t!” with a quick wink and pointing to his eye afterwards.

Maybe the follow-up question should have been what Tim’s definition of sex is.  Does that quick handy he got from Chris Leak his freshman count?  Certainly not, How about that hummer he got from that tranny in the Gator jersey after the homecoming game?  Maybe. Or, maybe he is just lying as the U’s Jacory Harris has stated.  It would not surprise me, as I am sure Tebow’s religious act would look a bit hollow if he admitted to anything but being a virgin.  If it’s true, you might want to go ahead and get married now.  You have no idea what you’re missing.  Or do you?