Earlier in the week, LSU defensive tackle Ricky Jean-Francois ignited a minor firestorm among the sports media by making comments that seemed to suggest that LSU would be looking to hurt Florida quarterback Tim Tebow in their game on Saturday night. Here's part of what he said...

"If we get a good shot on [Tebow], we're going to try our best to take him out of the game," [LSU defensive tackle Ricky] Jean-Francois said Monday. "With his size and his heart, it's hard to get a clean shot.”

[Jean-Francois] compared a clean hit from his defensive line like "a car wreck without a safety belt."

In the wake of these comments, some have expressed outrage and indignation. To these people I have one thing to say: Blow me.

See, here's the thing. Everybody hates Tim Tebow. No seriously, everybody hates this fuck. Obviously, as a guy with a vested emotional interest in a football program that plays in the Southeastern Conference and thus competes with Florida for championships year after year, I have a reason to root against the guy. But what I find most striking is that living in New York, I meet all kinds of people from all different backgrounds, and many of them are college football fans who are not from the south, and what I have come to find is that they all fucking hate this guy with the intensity of a million white hot suns, just like me! Here's how once such conversation went with someone I met from Oregon last week...

Him: So you're from Louisiana, eh? You an LSU fan?

Me: Oh yes. Big fan. Huge fan. The semen that springs forth from my cock that has "Geaux Tigers" tattooed on it while I jerk off to highlights from the National Championship game is purple and gold. That's how big of a fan I am.

Him: Wow. Well, I always pull for LSU, what with the natural disasters down there and all.

Me: People tell me that all the time.

Him: Hey, but you know who I hate? Florida and Tim Tebow. I wish someone would rip his fucking head off!

And that's a pretty common theme. It's something that's sort of perplexing to me...I understand why we LSU fans want to see Tebow sodomized on the 50 yard line by a clydesdale on Viagra, but why does everyone else hate this twatwaffle so vehemently? Is it his pious evangelical Christianity that he and the PR people at UF flaunt at every opportunity? Like his trips abroad to circumsize the penises of the unwashed so that they can become closer to God, because everyone knows that there is nothing that the almighty hates more than a fucking foreskin! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Tebow says he's waiting for God to tell him who to vote for even though we all know that dude probably jerks off daydreaming about sticking his tongue up Sarah Plain's puckered brown-eye! Too bad Brady Quinn probably beat him to it...



Personally, I would like to see Tebow not only sodomized by the aforementioned Viagra-infused horse on the 50 yard line, but I would also love to see him publicly disemboweled and have his remains fed to Mike the Tiger. Why so much hate? Because I'm pissed off that this guy has foolishly gulped the Jesus-freak Kool-Aid and isn't crushing every young honey-hole in the state of Florida right now. You're a twenty year-old Heisman winner playing for a school full of whorish hotties you dumb fuck! Go forth and fuck furiously. Find God if you want, but do it later in life after you've squeezed all the juice from the orange, asshole! Somebody give this choad a Richard Dawkins book stat!

Of course, this is why they love the guy in Florida. He is the only hope for the future of Christianity, after all. This is why Florida fans bid on shit like this on eBay...


(via LSU FREEK at Tigerdroppings)

Fuck Florida. Fuck Tim Tebow. Geaux Tigers!